
After several weeks of Dominic proclaiming "Me knight!" whenever anyone asked his name and parading around in his armor and boots carrying his shield and sword at all times, one morning he woke up and stumbled out to the living room, where I greeted him with the customary, "How's my little knight?" To which he indignantly replied, "Me no knight! Me firefighter!" And that was that.

So what's a mother to do (besides work on his personal pronoun usage)? Well, bake cookies for the firefighters, of course, and hope that the bribe would result in letting us climb aboard the fire engine! Indeed, my plan worked, so we found ourselves at the fire station one sunny morning gaping at the huge firetrucks, where Dominic promptly turned to me and cried out, "Mommy, hold me." Him no more brave firefighter, I guess. Catherine and Vincent both got to sit in the driver's seat and wear their huge helmets. Catherine, who heretofore has shown interest in nothing with wheels (with the exception of a horse-drawn carriage carrying a princess) surprised me by asking the firefighters, "How does the firetruck go so fast if it's so big?" The answer is: A big engine.
A couple of firefighter-themed stories I found pretty amusing:
We were playing outside a couple nights ago, examining our less-than-bountiful garden (darn you, rabbits!!!) and Dominic was desperate that I should turn on the hose (ours is a firefighter hose, of course). But, been there, done that, cleaned up that mess, and I didn't feel like getting soaked. After about ten minutes of perpetual whining, he suddenly quieted, then screamed out, "Hey, Mommy, you on fire! Me need hose to put fire out!" I'm proud to say I did not fall for that.

The second story took place at Los Tres, a Mexican restaurant. Mid-dinner, Dommie knocked off the plastic covering for the thermostat. It clattered to the ground and I jokingly said, "Oooh, the firefighters are going to come get you can put you in jail!" Cue wailing and sobbing. I took him outside to calm him down, and his gulps had finally turned into whimpers when we went back inside. A stranger was standing at our table talking to Roger and the kids, and when we approached he smiled and said, "I couldn't help but overhearing your conversation. I'm a firefighter." I thought Dommie was going to have a coronary then and there.